As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing it as a public service.
4 comments:
Hahahahaha.. Thanks for the info. Now i have no need to feel guilty about having a glass full of wisdom.. Thanks Rich.
Yea...Ignorance = My Mum (RIP) trampling on such an article lest her children get enlightened on such. lol
LMAO. This was a hilarious, yet informative post. This is my motto when in traveling in Mexico. I guess I need to adjust my drinking habits her @ home 2. Thanx 4 sharing.
LMAO!! I'll just stick to my wine drinking habits at least now I don't have to feel like an alcoholic because I do it for health reasons!!! Yea!!! That is probably the reason why I am less full of shit he he he!!
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